CAPTAIN LARRY
They both need constant attention, regular check-ups, and expensive accessories.
Because every man thinks he can handle her—until the storm hits.
She may be high-maintenance, but you’ll still show her off like she’s royalty.
Because calling her “it” just feels like you’re asking for a mutiny
Just like a woman, she’ll rock your world… and occasionally throw you overboard.
Because if you try to steer her without listening, you’ll end up in deep water.
Like a woman, she responds best to gentle handling and occasional polishing.
You can’t rush her—she’ll go at her own “pier”-less pace.
And let’s face it… no man ever named a boat “Gary.”
